Taylor+Mali

media type="youtube" key="OonDPGwAyfQ" height="344" width="1099" Has this ever happened to you?

You work very horde on a paper for English clash

And then get a very glow raid (like a D or even a D=)

and all because you are the word¹s liverwurst spoiler.

Proofreading your peppers is a matter of the the utmost impotence.

This is a problem that affects manly, manly students.

I myself was such a bed spiller once upon a term

that my English teacher in my sophomoric year,

Mrs. Myth, said I would never get into a good colleague.

And that¹s all I wanted, just to get into a good colleague.

Not just anal community colleague,

because I wouldn¹t be happy at anal community colleague.

I needed a place that would offer me intellectual simulation,

I really need to be challenged, challenged menstrually.

I know this makes me sound like a stereo,

but I really wanted to go to an ivory legal colleague.

<span style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">So I needed to improvement

<span style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">or gone would be my dream of going to Harvard, Jail, or Prison

<span style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">(in Prison, New Jersey). <span style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">So I got myself a spell checker

<span style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">and figured I was on Sleazy Street. <span style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">But there are several missed aches

<span style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">that a spell chukker can¹t can¹t catch catch.

<span style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">For instant, if you accidentally leave a word

<span style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">your spell exchequer won¹t put it in you.

<span style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">And God for billing purposes only

<span style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">you should have serial problems with Tori Spelling

<span style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">your spell Chekhov might replace a word

<span style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">with one you had absolutely no detention of using.

<span style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">Because what do you want it to douch?

<span style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">It only does what you tell it to douche.

<span style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">You¹re the one with your hand on the mouth going clit, clit, clit.

<span style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">It just goes to show you how embargo

<span style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">one careless clit of the mouth can be. <span style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">Which reminds me of this one time during my Junior Mint.

<span style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">The teacher read my entire paper on A Sale of Two Titties

<span style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">out loud to all of my assmates.

<span style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">I¹m not joking, I¹m totally cereal.

<span style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">It was the most humidifying experience of my life,

<span style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">being laughed at pubically. <span style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">So do yourself a flavor and follow these two Pisces of advice:

<span style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">One: There is no prostitute for careful editing.

<span style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">And three: When it comes to proofreading,

<span style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">the red penis your friend.

<span style="color: #000000; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">The whole entire poem is pretty much all malapropism, thats what strikes you first, that's what's so special about the poem. The poem is pretty much an example of what would happen if you don't proofread or have a terrible spell checker. I chose this poem because I found it really funny, I really never had a lot of spelling problems or anything like that but it really was funny.